Category Archives: Fun

Tar Heel Red Apiary

Bee Hive

I’ve decided to expand the Tar Heel Red home this spring.  I had originally wanted to build a chicken coop but mamma put the kibash on that deal.  So, instead, I’ve ordered two simple bee hives.  And they have arrived.

Right now they are “naked”.  I have to paint ’em and then, when the season warms, add the wax foundation to frames to insert into that box.  The box, by the way, is called a “deep” and will house the honey and the eggs of the new hive.  If all goes well, I’ll have to order a second “deep” to allow the hive to grow and feed itself.

Next spring, God willing, the hive will be strong enough and well established to allow me to add further “supers” that are used to harvest honey.  I’m told that some hives are strong enough to allow the bee keeper to harvest honey the first year, but I’m patient and will be happy to make it through the year.

I have two such hives, established keepers advised me that two hives are easier than one because a fella can see what happens easier with two.  This doesn’t ring true to me, but I’m the rookie so two it is.

Paint will hit wood in the coming week and bees will move in late April.

I can’t wait.

Proof The Market Doesn’t Always Work

I may have to reassess my belief in the power of the free market:

LOUISVILLE, Ky. –  The producer of Maker’s Mark bourbon is cutting — likely permanently — the amount of alcohol in each bottle to stretch every drop of the famous Kentucky whiskey. The alcohol volume is being lowered from its historic level of 45 percent to 42 percent — or 90 proof to 84 proof.

The brand known for its square bottles sealed in red wax has struggled to keep up with demand that more than doubled the past seven years. Distribution has been squeezed and the popular premium brand has had to curtail shipments to some overseas markets.

“Over the last 100-plus days, there are many, many instances across lot of different cities where bars, restaurants, package stores have run low, run out,” Rob Samuels, chief operating officer for Maker’s Mark and grandson of the brand’s founder, said Monday.

“Given the surge in demand outstripping supply, what we’ve decided to do very carefully is to slightly reduce the alcohol volume.”

Of course, the other solution would have been to increase the price.

We’ve Got Spirit Yes We Do! We’ve Got Spirit How ‘Bout You?

Minnesota has seen a democrat resurgence of late.  What once was a red governor and house and senate is now blue through and through; fitting for the state that had voted for the democrat presidential candidate for the most consecutive elections.

And Wisconsin isn’t that.  We all know the battles that have been waged in the badger state.

But this is awesome:

A Wisconsin legislator is using Gov. Mark Dayton’s budget proposal to try to lure business across the state border.

Republican Rep. Erik Severson, of Osceola, has sent a letter to hundreds of Minnesota businesses, including Best Buy, 3M and UnitedHealth Group.  Severson urges the businesses to relocate to Wisconsin and avoid higher taxes.

Dayton’s proposal raises about $2 billion in additional tax revenue by lowering the state sales tax, but expanding it to more items and to services. The St. Paul Pioneer Press says Dayton’s office has responded to Severson’s letter by saying job growth is not dictated by taxes and that Severson should focus on his own state. The statement from the governor’s office also says Minnesota’s economy has fared far better than Wisconsin’s in recent years.

For what it’s worth, the Minnesota Wisconsin football rivalry is the single longest consecutive years played match-up in college football.

Money Can’t Buy Happiness

It may not buy you love either, but it sure makes it easier to drink good beer.  I don’t know exactly what this means, but I think it’s a combination of the ability to earn money and then the measure of the power of that income via the  availability of inexpensive goods that makes that salary more valuable.

Political Correctness: Hyphenism

Honest to God heard this on a pop radio station this morning.

The morning show was discussing the resignation of the pope along with Black History month and wondered if they would elect a black pope.  One of the hosts mentioned that there was indeed a black cardinal from Ghana.

“That would so totally be appropriate; electing an African-American cardinal to be Pope during Black History month.”

Now, she did realize what she said, stumbled a little before correcting herself clarifying that the cardinal was just African,  not African-American.

Some people really reject the notion of the hyphen; that it’s silly or even insulting.  Me?  I tend to think we should refer to a person, people, groups or whatever, by the name/term that they desire.  So if someone wants to be referred to as “Pete” instead of “Peter” or “African-American” instead of “black”, I’m for self identification.  With that said, I would feel a little strange referring to myself as “German-American”.  However, my grandfather and grandmother are native Germans, born in Germany and straight off the damn boat at the Island.

Anyway….the native Ghana born cardinal is, you know, African-American.

 

This Wasn’t Offered When I Went To The “U”

Those darn kids these days:

Students at the “U” are invited to a lecture this spring all about women and orgasms. Some say it’s interesting.

From the University:

As the state’s preeminent education and research institution, the University of Minnesota provides information on a wide range of topics. The vast majority of these topics are not controversial, but some are.

“The Female Orgasm: A Program About Sexual Health and Female Empowerment” will be held on the University of Minnesota Twin Cities campus on April 10 from 6:30-8:30 p.m. The workshop is an educational opportunity for participants to talk openly in small groups about healthy sexuality and relationships broadly, and discuss and analyze the messages women receive about their bodies and sexuality from media and elsewhere. The intent of the workshop is to educate individuals in making decisions about what is right for them as they seek to build healthy relationships. The departments hosting the workshops know that this program will not appeal to every student. Participation is not mandatory.

School just ain’t what it used to be!

Holidays

To All My Liberal, Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

To My Conservative, Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Election Patterns

I recently saw this map on my Facebook page.  The point my friend was trying to make was that from a geographic standpoint, America is dramatically conservative.

Whatever, votes aren’t awarded by landmass they’re awarded by population.

However, I noticed a pattern that I blogged about earlier in the election cycle.  Notice the think blue line running from Louisiana through Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and then North and South Carolina.  A small and thin band no more than 1 or 2 counties wide in most cases.  All situated in the heavily republican deep south.

The explanation?

Ancient Oceans:

It’s an image of North America as it looked during the Cretaceous era, 129 million to 65 million years ago. As you can see, much of the continent was still covered by water. The Deep South had a shoreline that curled through the Carolinas, Georgia, Alabama and Mississippi, and there, in the shallow waters just offshore, were immense populations of floating, single-celled creatures who drifted about, trapped sunshine, captured carbon, then died and sank to the sea bottom. Those creatures became long stretches of nutritious chalk. (I love chalk.)

When sea levels dropped and North America took on its modern shape, those ancient beaches — so alkaline, porous and rich with organic material — became a “black belt” of rich soil, running right through the South. You can see the Cretaceous beaches in this map, colored green. McClain got these maps from geologist Steve Dutch’s website, at the University of Wisconsin, Green Bay.

And because this stretch was so rich and fertile, when cotton farmers moved here in the 19th century, this stretch produced the most cotton per acre. Harvests of 4,000-plus bales were common here. Notice that the most productive plantations mirror the ancient coastline.

Then came slavery.

McClain, quoting from Booker T. Washington’s autobiography, Up From Slavery, points out: “The part of the country possessing this thick, dark and naturally rich soil was, of course, the part of the South where the slaves were most profitable, and consequently they were taken there in the largest numbers.” After the Civil War, a lot of former slaves stayed on this land, and while many migrated North, their families are still there.

Fascinating.

 

Big Ten = 16

I’m from Minnesota and live in North Carolina.

That makes this big news:

As Lee Barfknecht of the Omaha World-Herald writes: “Let’s just get on with it.”

His topic: The next round of expansion for the Big Ten, about which Barfknecht contends: “Commissioner Jim Delany is a smart, powerful man who knows the era of four 16-team superconferences is coming sooner than any of us wanted to believe.”

And who would those schools be? How about one that the Gophers just paid $800,000 to avoid on their football schedule?

Barfknecht: “Four BCS conference coaches and administrators I talked to Tuesday said they think the Big Ten is actively hunting for members 15 and 16, and mentioned the Tar Heels and Jayhawks.”

Wow!

Who Is John Galt

Hat Tip: Ryan Grace