President Obama unveiled his NCAA March Madness tournament bracket. Surprise surprise; he picked The University of North Carolina to win it all.
I was curious, so I took a look at the top 8 seeds.
The four #1’s:
- Michigan State
- North Carolina
Then the four #2’s:
- Ohio State
Let’s think this through.
Duke – Are you serious? You can’t get more 1% than Duke
Ohio State – This one’s a little tougher, but Ohio was successful in over turning the law that limited union power. He thinks Ohio is safe.
Missouri – Yeah, be nice to have, but look, Michelle ain’t going to Missouri.
Kansas – See Missouri.
Kentucky – Too many rednecks to bother.
Syracuse – Already in the bag for Obama.
Michigan State – HA! The WHOLE of the State of Michigan is in the bag for Obama.
North Carolina – The only true swing state that matters.
It’s easy. Obama picks North Carolina!