On my way home, I drive right by the Leesville Taproom, if by “on my home” you mean taking a leeft when you should take a right.
And because I simply MUST make sure that they don’t need the help of an old decrepit bartender, I stop in to check on ’em. I like to have a couple beers and make my way home.
But tonight was different. The Minnesota Vikings were playing and I got to watch some of the game. We were doing well, it was close and I really wanted to watch the rest of the game. However, it was getting late.
Normally I may have stayed to watch the game, but tonight I was tired and just wanted to watch the rest at home, in my jammies all warm and comfortable. Not to mention I appreciate sound.
But I didn’t wanna leave and miss any part of the game while I drove home.
What to do?
Then, like a bolt of lightning, it hit me!
I accessed a computer system larger than that of the Apollo Space Mission, my iPhone, and I went to the U-verse App and I recorded the game. From my barstool, while I was paying for my beer, I recorded the football game that was being played in Philadelphia so that when I got home I could watch it in comfort. Warm. Safe and with sound.
If letting very uber-rich people get even more uber-rich means I get to live like this; I’ll take it. I would trade Steve Jobs being as wealthy as he wants to be in exchange for this Middle Class schmuck accessing the technology he’s made accessible to a teacher’s son from bum-fook Minnesota!