I never thought that we went into Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction. I also never felt that we went into Iraq because Mr. Bush needed to finish what daddy started. I have always felt that it was something else. Now, that’s where it ended for me. I only have so much, so much…ahhh, so much — noodles. If ya know what I mean. But The Voice of Reason? Now SHE has it goin’ on. She has maintained that we moved into Iraq to set up camp next to Iran.
I know why I married her.
But maybe she was wrong. Maybe it’s because ol’ Dubya was straight talkin’. Maybe we were just bringin’ some ol’ fashion freedom:
America chose to save us from the most evil party, and the most despicable President in the universe [Saddam].
America gave the lives of 4,000 of its people to Iraq’s land to instill security and democracy,
America came bearing democracy for Iraq
America canceled all of our debts and urged the rest of the world to do so,
America allowed Shias to practice their religion
America opened the world to us
America urged the Gulf States to allow Iraq to return to the Gulf Cooperation Council
America decided to withdraw from Iraq cities and hand these cities over to the Iraq forces on June 30 in preparation for the final withdrawal from Iraq.
After six years of liberation, we now know who our friend is….
Maybe we aren’t so bad after all.
HatTip TJIC