For some reason, I found this story to be awesome.
AUSTIN, Texas — Texas Gov. Rick Perry has a message for wily coyotes out there: Don’t mess with my dog.
Perry says he needed just one shot from his laser-sighted pistol to take down a coyote that was menacing his dog during an early morning jog in an undeveloped area near Austin.
That’s right. Brotha’ jogs with a laser sighted .308 pistola!
Meanwhile in Minnesota, we have lame government leaders doing this:
St. Paul Mayor Chris Coleman on Wednesday ordered a boycott of publicly funded travel to Arizona in protest of the new immigration legislation adopted there.
No wonder Texas is cooler than Minnesota.